Jeff Foxworthy on "Upstate New Yorkers"

My sister Cherie gave me this because I remind her of a lot of these. especially when I'm not in my work clothes I walk around the house in my shorts and tee shirts even when it is 10 below out. What?

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 -- your going 80 -- and
everybody is passing you, you may live in upstate New York.

If you have switched from heat to AC and back again in the same day,
you may live in upstate New York.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September to the end of May,
you may live in upstate New York.

If you install security lights to your house and garage,but leave both
unlocked, you may live in upstate New York.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't
work there; you may live in upstate New York.

If you can drive 75mph through 2 feet of snow during a blizzard without
flinching, you may live in upstate New York.

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in
upstate New York.

If you have a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a
wrong number, you may live in upstate New York.

If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Albany for the weekend, you
may live in upstate New York.

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in upstate New York.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may
live in upstate New York.

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use
them, you may live in upstate New York.

If your kids Halloween costume is designed to fit over a snowsuit, you
may live in upstate New York.

If driving is better in the winter because the pot holes are filled
with snow, you may live in upstate New York.

If you know all four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and
road construction, you may live in upstate New York.

If you have more miles on you snow blower than your car, you may live
in upstate New York.

If you find 10 degrees a " little chilly ", you may live in upstate New
York.